business jokes

Wilma: "Hey Betty, could you please tell me the name of that fancy Hair & Nail Boutique adjacent to the Old Town Graveyard? I need to lookup the phone number."

Betty: "Oh, you must mean 'Curl Up & Dye'?"

When a small village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.

Randall, an older man, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"

A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers.

Rumor had it that the new company would be called . . . Fairwell Honeychild!