alexander Profile



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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 94
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 81.00
1 votes

The guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She’s beautiful, isn’t she?"

I said, "If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my girlfriend mate!"

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she’s an optician!"

1 votes

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2 votes

The warehouse foreman walked up on a worker and caught him napping.

"Hey!" the foreman shouted. "Why aren't you working?"

"Because I didn't see you coming."

2 votes

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4 votes

I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night...

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta-sea.

4 votes

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$7.00 won 4 votes

"I'll have an H2O," says the first.

"I'll have an H2O too," says the second.

The second man dies.

4 votes

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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