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alexander

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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 94
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 81.00
$10.00 won 11 votes

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!

11 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "alexander" |
$8.00 won 9 votes

My friend asked me to help him with his crossword puzzle as he was struggling with 4 across.

"What's the clue?" I asked.

"Overworked postman," he said.

"How many letters?"

"Thousands!"

9 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "alexander" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

Remember when everyone had diaries and got mad when someone read them?

Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when they don't!

8 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "alexander" |
$12.00 won 5 votes
 

My wife asked me before going to the hairdressers, "What cut do you think would make me more attractive?"

"A power cut" was apparently the wrong answer.

5 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "alexander" |