Marriage is like a deck of cards.
In the beginning, all you need is 2 hearts and a diamond.
By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade!
My friend asked me to help him with his crossword puzzle as he was struggling with 4 across.
"What's the clue?" I asked.
"Overworked postman," he said.
"How many letters?"
Remember when everyone had diaries and got mad when someone read them?
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when they don't!
Why did the boy throw butter out the window?
Because he wanted to see a butter fly!