business jokes

What's the difference between an amateur thief and a professional thief?

An amateur thief says, "Give me all your money!"

A professional thief says, "Sign here please!"

Wilma: "Hey Betty, could you please tell me the name of that fancy Hair & Nail Boutique adjacent to the Old Town Graveyard? I need to lookup the phone number."

Betty: "Oh, you must mean 'Curl Up & Dye'?"

When a small village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one.

Randall, an older man, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"