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Favorite this joke What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got behind in his work.
Sign seen in repair shop (directed at customers):
Hourly rate: $100
Hourly rate if you sit and watch: $125
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, and comment: $150
Hourly rate if you sit, watch, comment, and "help": $200
Some of my friends started a company built around an innovative idea for an online business. A debate broke out about what to name the venture.
"We have to call it Imagination," one passionate participant cried out.
Everyone thought the idea over for a minute, and then a voice of reason replied, "Are you sure you want your business card to read 'Imagination, Limited'?"
I don't understand why my business isn't getting off the ground!?!
Big Falls Mountain Climbing Guide Service.
411 Slippery Slope Place, Raven Heights.
Ph. 1-555-00000PS
WERE OPEN SPRING TO FALL
If you don’t have reservations by now
you will after you review the package
details and read the 30 page waiver.
Free Brochure PO Box 13
Lic# 0H-ICU8-IT-2
Insured by Lloyds of Larryville
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