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Merkv814

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 197
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 31.00
3 votes

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.

One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."

Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Yes, darling, I know. That's why I married a college graduate."

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A donkey had an IQ of 186. He had no friends at all though...

Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass!

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4 votes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers.

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There is an old story about the data center of the future.

This data center runs 24/7 with only a man and a dog.

The man's job is to feed the dog.

The dog's job is to make sure the man does not touch the computer.

2 votes

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