"Hey Alexa, can you check my bank account and see what Apple product I can afford to buy...."
Alexa: "Apple Juice."
What happens when a cougar loses their hearing?
They become a Def Leppard!
I hate hotel bath towels.
They’re so thick I can’t close my suitcase.
A tomato family is walking down the road.
Baby tomato falls behind.
Daddy tomato goes back and smacks him on the back of the head and says, “Ketchup!"