Favorite this joke I’m giving up drinking until Christmas!
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I’m giving up, drinking until Christmas!
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My brother took going to jail badly.
He refused food, drinks, he spat on and swore at anybody who came near him, and started throwing things everywhere.
After that we never played Monopoly again.
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Them: "Why do you always carry a knife?"
Me: "The last time I tried to open a bag of chips with a 9mm, things didn’t go so well."
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I don’t always go the extra mile...
But when I do, it's because I missed my exit!
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