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Chloe2015

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Member Since : Sep, 2019
# of jokes posted : 393
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 728.00
$8.00 won 11 votes

It’s been raining for days now and my husband seems very depressed by it...

He keeps standing by the window, staring. If it continues, I’m going to have to let him in.

11 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

Wife: I’m mad.

Husband: Again or still?

11 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

The teacher heard Little Johnny use some serious language and was shocked. “Little Johnny, don’t you ever use language like that again, not near me, not ever. Where on earth did you learn that?”

“I got it from my dad, Miss,” replies Johnny.

“Well, your daddy should be ashamed. I hope you don’t know what all that even means?”

“Oh but I do,” says Johnny. “It means the car won’t start.”

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

At a first date:

He: “I work with animals every day.”

She: “Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?”

He: “I’m a butcher."

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |