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Favorite this joke "Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"
John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"
Teacher: "Okay class, what is the value of Pi?"
Student: "Well, it's not an exact number but usually it's around $12.99."
Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?
M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans
Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?
Me: Still 10 muffins... and 1 injured friend.
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