Why did Santa go to a Kanye West concert?

He wanted to improve his wrapping skills!

Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?

M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans

Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?

Me: Still 10 muffins... and 1 injured friend.

A detective came up and asked me where I was between 6 and 7...

He seemed annoyed when I said, “second grade."