Why did Santa go to a Kanye West concert?
He wanted to improve his wrapping skills!
Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?
Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?
Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?
Me: Still 10 muffins... and 1 injured friend.
A detective came up and asked me where I was between 6 and 7...
He seemed annoyed when I said, “second grade."