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Teacher, "Martha, come to the blackboard and tell us on the world map where America is."

Martha point to America correctly.

Teacher, "Good. Now John, you tell us who discovered America"

John, "Martha just did"

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posted by "Birendra Singh Khosla" |
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Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A’s and a couple of B’s.

However, her teacher had written across the bottom:

Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit.

Sally’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

Please let me know if your idea works on Sally because I would like to try it out on her mother.

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posted by "virgogal" |
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Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

“Wake up, son.“

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!"

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posted by "virgogal" |
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,'"

or

“that’s Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,

"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

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posted by "ltsai" |