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Me: "May I go to the restroom."

Teacher: "What for?"

Me: "To Open The Chamber Of Secrets, What the hell do you think?

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posted by "walo" |
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A kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page illustrating several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, “What flag is this?” Little Sue called out, “That’s the flag of our country.” “Very good,” the teacher said. “And what’s the name of our country?” Little Sue answered, “Tis of thee.”

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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On the first day of school, Peter handed his new teacher a note from his mother. The teacher unsealed the note, read it, looked at Peter with a frown, and placed the note inside a desk drawer. “So what did she write?” Peter asked. “It’s a disclaimer.”
“A what?” “It says, ‘ The opinions expressed by Peter are not necessarily those of his mother or father,’”

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posted by "Anonymous" |
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Two verbs, three adjectives, three nouns and a conjunction appeared in court. They’re due to be sentenced next week.

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posted by "Anonymous" |