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"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"

John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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Teacher: "Okay class, what is the value of Pi?"

Student: "Well, it's not an exact number but usually it's around $12.99."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Ever wonder what the definition of MATH is?

M... Mental
A... Abuse
T... To
H... Humans

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posted by "LouLou" |
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Teacher: If you have 10 muffins and your friend asks for 2 of them, how many muffins would you have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Okay, let me try again. You have 10 muffins. What if your friend takes 2 of your muffins, how many would you have left?

Me: Still 10 muffins... and 1 injured friend.

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posted by "LouLou" |