I wanted to marry an English teacher when she got out of jail...
But you can't end a sentence with a proposition.
My math teacher asked me why I was doing my math homework on the floor.
I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”
A literature teacher is explaining the power of poems and stories. "Have you ever read something that made you cry?"
A student replied, "Yeah, my last report card."
The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb “to walk” in simple present.
The student: I walk... you walk…
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker, please.
The student: I run... you run…