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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he's not cheating on his exams."

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posted by "srg" |
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While studying the occult, a teacher asked one of the boys in her class, "Can people predict the future with cards?"

His response was, "My mother can."

The teacher replied, "Really?"

The young boy was quick to explain, "Yes, she takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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"Our topic for today is photosynthesis," began the professor. She looks at the class, points to John and asks, "What is photosynthesis?"

John replies, "Photosynthesis is our topic today!"

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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Teacher: "Okay class, what is the value of Pi?"

Student: "Well, it's not an exact number but usually it's around $12.99."

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posted by "HENNE" |