A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.
“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.
“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”
“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”
My math teacher asked me why I was doing my math homework on the floor.
I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”
An American bought the fastest car ever created.
He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"
The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"
How do you know when you've really reached a mathematician's voice mail?
"The subscript you have dialed is syntaxed error at the moment, please rotate your calculator to 90 degrees and redial again."