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Jerry Jr

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Member Since : Apr, 2017
# of jokes posted : 34
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# of following: 7
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Location: South Africa
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A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries.

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some.

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container.

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.”

“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”

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My math teacher asked me why I was doing my math homework on the floor.

I said: “You told us to do them without using tables.”

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An American bought the fastest car ever created.

He entered the car and turned on the radio. He then heard: "This Is London!"

The man reacted, "WOW, this thing is FAST!"

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How do you know when you've really reached a mathematician's voice mail?

"The subscript you have dialed is syntaxed error at the moment, please rotate your calculator to 90 degrees and redial again."

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