teacher jokes

Category: "Teacher Jokes"
$5.00 won 5 votes

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

“Wake up, son.“

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me also!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the PRINCIPAL!"

5 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $5.00
posted by "virgogal" |
1 votes

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,'"

or

“that’s Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice at the back of the room rang out,

"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

1 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "ltsai" |
2 votes

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

2 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "ninjabro2341" |
0 votes

What did the math teacher say to Dracula after he failed the math test?

"Can't you Count Dracula?"

0 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Don Dante" |