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ayush

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Member Since : Jun, 2017
# of jokes posted : 4
# of followers : 4
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: Indonesia
won: 0
20 votes

School teacher sends home a note with student. The note reads, ”Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.”

Mother sends a note back the following day, ”Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem."

20 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
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21 votes

A pizza and an apple were thrown down from the 15th floor, which will reach the ground first?

The pizza will, it's fast food!

21 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
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21 votes

Mom always said, "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees!"

But if money is made from paper and paper comes from trees, then isn't she wrong?

21 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
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41 votes

Whenever you feel sad...

It helps to picture that somewhere in this world, there’s a fool pulling on a door that says “PUSH”!

41 votes

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