farmer jokes

Category: "Farmer Jokes"
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An accountant is in a car traveling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large group of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?"

The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two."

The farmer is amazed. "Exactly right," he says. "How did you work that out so fast?"

"Easy," says the accountant, "I counted the number of feet and divided by four."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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How does a farmer patch his pants?

He uses a Cabbage Patch!

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions.

"Don't know how to get there," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away.

Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U-turn and drove up to them.

"This is my husband," the old woman said. "He doesn't know how to get there either."

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |