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Three farmers chat. The first one tells, "I have grown such a big apple that when I put it on a chair, it broke down."

The second one says, "I have grown an even bigger apple! When I put it on a table, it broke."

The third one says, "I grew an extremely big apple. I put it in a carriage..."

The two farmers interrupt, "Did it break???"

"No, a worm got out of it and ate the horse!"

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posted by "Richard Felt" |
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Why did the farmer plough his field with a steam roller?

Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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There are three farmers who look and sound alike

Farmer 1: "What are we doing today?"

Farmer 2: "What we do everyday."

Farmer 1: "What’s that?"

Farmer 2: "Find out what farmer #3 is doing."

Farmer 1: "Wait... I thought you were farmer #3?"

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posted by "Kjoke" |
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An accountant is in a car traveling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large group of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?"

The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousand, eight hundred and thirty two."

The farmer is amazed. "Exactly right," he says. "How did you work that out so fast?"

"Easy," says the accountant, "I counted the number of feet and divided by four."

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posted by "HENNE" |