Working at the unemployment office has to be a tense job...

For if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day.

My girlfriend has started calling my hair “the economy”....

She says it's because my hair is showing signs of a recession.

What do you call a priest that’s also a lawyer?

A father in law.

Sign at a Farmers Market:

"Eggs so fresh, the hens haven’t missed them yet!"