Moe: I think I will make the High School Basketball team.
Joe: Why do you think that?
Moe: My coach said I have a good basketball IQ.
Joe: I think you misunderstood your coach. He said you had the IQ of a basketball.
After serving for several years in the House of Representatives, Charlie decided to run for a seat in the Senate.
A fellow congressman asked Charlie why he was making this change.
Charlie explained: "My wife wanted me out of the house."
Sometimes the only luck a person has is BAD luck. For example, Noah spent over 50 years building a boat. During that time, it never rained even once.
Then when Noah finally completed the boat and got ready to do some serious fishing, it rained for 40 days and 40 nights!
The Ding family had a son whom they named William. He grew up to become a famous architect. In fact, he traveled all over the world, designing massive structures.
He was even hired to design entire cities. In fact, skyscrapers were named after him.
That’s why wherever you go, you will usually find at least one Bill Ding.