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Pillowpack

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 22
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 61.00
$6.00 won 4 votes

I was riding my bike when my good friend Aaron stepped off the curb.

Even though I was able to stop, I ran him over. As he got up and examined his bruises, he asked me why I didn't stop.

"I couldn't," I said. "After all, I was running Aarons!"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Pillowpack" |
$7.00 won 3 votes

A walker was ambling along a jogging course, when he stopped to fill up his one quart water bottle.

When the bottle was almost filled, a runner came by and snatched the almost full bottle.

The startled walker began to follow the jogger in order to get his bottle back.

Hence the term: "Follow the liter!"

3 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Pillowpack" |
$12.00 won 1 votes

Moe: I think I will make the High School Basketball team.

Joe: Why do you think that?

Moe: My coach said I have a good basketball IQ.

Joe: I think you misunderstood your coach. He said you had the IQ of a basketball.

1 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Pillowpack" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

After serving for several years in the House of Representatives, Charlie decided to run for a seat in the Senate.

A fellow congressman asked Charlie why he was making this change.

Charlie explained: "My wife wanted me out of the house."

1 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Pillowpack" |