Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
Boy: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
: thanks for helping me finish first. only my 2nd time and i think you
: good one, got my vote, good luck
: you have a good core of voters. add me to the list as this one got my vote
: Was the friend a cheapskate? ;-)
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