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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 21
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 187.00
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "srg" |
7 votes

After a rough day spent corralling my rowdy kids, I’d had enough.

“I think I’m going to sell them,” I hissed to my sister.

“You’re crazy,” she said.

“For thinking of selling them?”

“For thinking someone would buy them.”

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "srg" |
$12.00 won 19 votes

I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The look on my face must have given me away because my four-year-old daughter asked what was wrong.

"I’m going to meet a woman who always yells at Daddy," I told her.

"Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mommy for me."

19 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "srg" |
$12.00 won 28 votes

Once I’d finished reviewing my daughter’s homework, I gave her an impromptu quiz. “What is a group of whales called?” I asked. “I’ll give you a hint—it sounds like something you use to listen to music.”

“An iPod?” she guessed.

“Close,” I said. “But what I’m thinking of is a little smaller.”

“A Shuffle!”

28 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "srg" |