srg Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 28
# of followers : 2
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 292.00
$9.00 won 13 votes

We were at a red light when a car pulled up, its music blasting.

“He’ll be deaf before he’s 25,” I said.

“That won’t help us,” my wife replied. “He’ll only turn it up.”

13 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "srg" |
1 votes

Richard Branson has announced plans to develop a new type of plane that can fly from New York to Tokyo in one hour...

Apparently, the engines are powered by human screams!

1 votes

CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
posted by "srg" |
$10.00 won 12 votes

I’m employed at a computer security company and have a colleague whose name is M. Alware. His e-mail address is

My ex-boss’s name is R. Stone. His e-mail was

My name is James Pan. Every other permutation of my name was taken (e.g., jpan, jamesp), so I’m stuck with

12 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "srg" |
$25.00 won 11 votes

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?"

"No, I am an undercover detective."

"So why are you in uniform?"

"Today is my day off."

11 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "srg" |