Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…
Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!
“I am hungary.”
“Maybe you should czech the fridge.”
“I’m russian to the kitchen.”
“Is there any turkey?”
“We have some, but it’s covered in greece”
“Ew, there’s norway I’d eat that!”
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
They ended in a tie.
Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
Someone told him to get a long little doggy.