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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 47
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Location: United States
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A husband and wife had been married for 60 years and had no secrets except for one. The woman kept in her closet a shoe box that she forbade her husband from ever opening. But when she was on her deathbed - and with her blessing - he opened the box and found a crocheted doll and $60,000 in cash.

“My mother told me that the secret to a happy marriage was to never argue,” she explained. “So instead of arguing, I would keep quiet and crochet a doll.”

Her husband was touched. Only one doll was in the box, meaning that she’d been angry with him only once in 60 years. “But what about all this money?” he asked.

“Oh,” she said, “that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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I tried to type on my phone, “I’m a functional adult.”

My phone changed it to “fictional adult.”

I left it as is, as I feel that’s more accurate.

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The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home.

"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he's not cheating on his exams."

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CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
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Anyone who thinks “talk is cheap”…

Obviously didn’t pay my daughter’s mobile phone bill last month!

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