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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 9
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 83.00
$12.00 won 16 votes

Driving back from Vermont, I stopped at a vegetable stand. It was deserted except for a sleeping German shepherd.

I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some corn, then opened the cash box to pay.

Taped to the inside of the lid was this note: "The dog can count."

16 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "srg" |
$10.00 won 16 votes

I was cleaning a hotel room when the previous occupant came in, looking for her husband’s keys.

We searched high and low without luck. I finally peeked underneath the bed closest to the wall.

"Don’t bother—that was my bed," she said. "He wouldn’t have gone anywhere near it."

16 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "srg" |
$12.00 won 21 votes

An item for sale on craigslist....

"Antique sewing table refinished by my wife, $30. [If she’s home, $100.]"

21 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "srg" |
$15.00 won 21 votes

My wife and her friend Karen were talking about their labor-saving devices as they pulled into our driveway. Karen said, “I love my new garage-door opener.”

“I love mine too,” my wife replied, and honked the horn three times. That was the signal for me to come out and open the garage.

21 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |