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srg

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Member Since : Nov, 2016
# of jokes posted : 6
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 34.00
$10.00 won 14 votes

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“What’s the bad news?” asks the accused.

“The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.”

“What’s the good news?”

“Your cholesterol is 130.”

14 votes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$12.00 won 17 votes

While I was making a huge batch of snicker doodle cookies, I asked my ten-year-old to read the recipe and ingredients off the box to me, doubling them as he went along.

He did as he was told. His first instruction: "Preheat the oven to 700 degrees."

17 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$12.00 won 13 votes

At my ten-year-old’s request, I loaded my Rolling Stones tunes onto his iPod.

"I had no idea you liked the Stones," I said.

"Sure. I like all that old-fashioned music," he said.

"What do you mean, ‘old-fashioned music’?"

"You know," he said defensively. "Music from the 1900's."

13 votes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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