office jokes

I phoned a local restaurant to ask if it was on the north or south side of the Main Street.

The person on the other end answered, “That depends on which direction you’re coming from.”

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.

Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.

When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”

Everyone brings JOY to my office...

Some when they enter, others when they leave.