office jokes

A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say “bye” 300 times.

My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.

Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.

When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”

Everyone brings JOY to my office...

Some when they enter, others when they leave.

An insurance agent called our medical office. One of our doctors had filled out a medically necessary leave-of-absence form for a patient, but the agent said the patient had altered it.

The giveaway?

The return-to-work date had been changed to February 30.