office jokes

Category: "Office Jokes"
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Three guys all worked in the same office with the same male boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.

One day, the guys decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind him. After all, he never called or came back to work, so how would he know they went home early?

Ochuko was thrilled to be home early, he did a little gardening, spent play time with his son, and went to bed early.

Ofego was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

Akpors was happy to get home early and surprise his wife, but when he got to his bedroom, he heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, he cracked open the door and was mortified to see his wife in bed with his boss!

Gently he closed the door and crept out of the house.

The next day, at their coffee break, Ochuko and Ofego planned to leave early again, and they asked Akpos if he was going to go with them.

“No way!” Akpos exclaimed. "the boss almost caught me yesterday!"

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posted by "observer2027" |
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HR: "This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential."

Employee: "Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it.

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posted by "Srinivas Polu" |
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A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, when someone came by and shouted: “Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident!"

Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped out of his office window in a panic.

While coming down when he was at tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.

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posted by "virgogal" |
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Employer: "We need someone responsible for this job."

Applicant: "Sir your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible."

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posted by "wildcats3333" |