My colleague has been living in this country only a few months and is just learning the language.
Although normally chipper, he recently looked sad.
When I asked what was wrong, he responded glumly, “Today, everything wrong is going in my favor.”
An insurance agent called our medical office. One of our doctors had filled out a medically necessary leave-of-absence form for a patient, but the agent said the patient had altered it.
The return-to-work date had been changed to February 30.
As a Speech therapist, I was working with a preschooler on body part identification and the 'k' sound. To that end, I had him use Play-Doh to make a sculpture of me.
“Is that my neck?” I asked, trying to get him to repeat the word.
“No, that’s your chin,” he said.
He added more Play-Doh. “Is that my neck?” I asked.
“No, that’s your other chin.”