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kellymario

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 27
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eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 18.00
2 votes

One of my customers at the department of motor vehicles wanted a personalized license plate with his wedding anniversary on it. As we completed the paperwork he explained, "This way I can't forget the date."

A few hours later, I recognized the same young man waiting in my line. When his turn came, he said somewhat sheepishly, "I need to change the numbers on that plate application."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
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My husband bought an exercise machine to help him shed a few pounds. He set it up in the basement but didn't use it much, so he moved it to the bedroom. It gathered dust there, too, so he put it in the living room.

Weeks later I asked how it was going. "I was right," he said. "I do get more exercise now. Every time I close the drapes, I have to walk around the machine."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A may-bee!

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CATEGORY Puns
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Q: Why did the can crusher quit his job?

A: Because it was soda pressing.

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CATEGORY Office Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "kellymario" |