money jokes

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You know a mother once told her ambitious wall street son, "Money will not make you happy."

"That's true mom, but it will make you miserable in a better environment."

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posted by "Bumpa Hennigar" |
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Before my son could start going on job interviews, he needed to dress the part. That, he decided, required a $500 suit.

"What!?" I answered, gagging at the price tag. "I’ve bought cars for $500!"

"That’s why I want the $500 suit," he said. "So I don’t have to drive $500 cars."

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks...

Me?

I wake up feeling more like "Insufficient Funds".

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |