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Favorite this joke "You know, I think everyone should divide their worldly goods with the other fellow," said an office worker to another.
"That's a good idea. If you had two thousand dollars would you give me half?"
"Sure."
"And if you had two automobiles, would you give me one?"
"Sure."
"And if you had two shirts, would you give me one?"
"No."
"No? Why?"
"Because I have two shirts."
Husband to stepford wife: "There are times we must save money and make every nickel count!"
Wife: "That's the reason I bought three loaves of bread today."
Husband: "Three loaves of bread? I haven't seen anything in the news where there has been a raise in bread."
Wife: "I don't know anything about the news, but I saw a sign in the window that sure did say it."
Husband: "What did the sign say?"
Wife: "It said: Raisin bread tomorrow."
A man went into a discount store and asked the woman cashier if everything in the shop was $1.
“That’s right,” she said. “Every item in the store.”
So he gave her a dollar and asked for the cash register.
Joe: "Your father is so stingy he looks over the top of his glasses to keep them from wearing out."
Jack: "He's not stingy. He's just economical."
Joe: "He's so economical he hasn't spent over$100 dollars over the last five years."
Jack: "That's not so economical. My brother is more economical than that. But he'll be out next Monday."
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