Joe: "Your father is so stingy he looks over the top of his glasses to keep them from wearing out."
Jack: "He's not stingy. He's just economical."
Joe: "He's so economical he hasn't spent over$100 dollars over the last five years."
Jack: "That's not so economical. My brother is more economical than that. But he'll be out next Monday."
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