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maryjones

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 121
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 264.00
9 votes

Three seniors are out for a stroll.

One of them remarks, “It’s windy.”

Another replies, “No way. It’s Thursday.”

The last one says, “Me too. Let’s have a soda.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
7 votes

I was wanting to fly my 82 year old mother, who has never flown to Chicago, for a visit.

"No way am I getting on an air plane," was mother's response.

I replied, "Look, Mom, when it's your time to go, it doesn't matter if you're on the ground or in the air."

Mother said, "I know, I just don't want to be that far off the ground when it's the pilot's time to go."

7 votes

CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
7 votes

What is the name of the first electricity detective?

Sherlock Ohms!

7 votes

CATEGORY Science Jokes
posted by "maryjones" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship.

I suggested she should embrace her mistakes.

She then hugged me.

9 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |