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maryjones

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 219
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 619.00
$12.00 won 10 votes

A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding.

When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car behind me!"

10 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$50.00 won 11 votes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$12.00 won 10 votes

My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship.

I suggested she should embrace her mistakes.

She then hugged me.

10 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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$50.00 won 10 votes

Because of a minor infraction, a sailor aboard Navy ship bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined, and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday."

As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday."

The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line -- and it was July 23.

10 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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