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maryjones

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 161
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 451.00
$50.00 won 11 votes

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin’ Catholic.

11 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
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$12.00 won 10 votes

My significant other and I were discussing mistakes we have made in our relationship.

I suggested she should embrace her mistakes.

She then hugged me.

10 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$12.00 won 9 votes

A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.”

The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was 112 years old.”

The man asked, “Do you think he lived so long because he was eating lots of chocolate?”

The boy answered, “He lived so long because he minded his own business.”

9 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."

"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

7 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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