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My credit is so bad, I received a credit card offer that was PRE-DECLINED.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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I opened my electric bill at the same time I opened my water bill.

Needless to say, I was shocked.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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I'd been working on my business degree for about a year when I finally got to take a popular finance course. I went to the bookstore to buy the text and was shocked to find out that it would cost me $96. I asked how much it was worth if I sold it back at the end of the semester.

"You'll get $24," said the clerk.

"This is insane," I protested as I wrote out the check.

"I know," replied the clerk sympathetically. "I've always thought that a person who buys a book for $96 and then sells it back for $24 should fail the course."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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You hear about the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

He was giving out bad scents!

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posted by "manjinder" |