money jokes

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I'm one step closer to my goal for GETTING RICH...

All I need now is money!

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "barber7796" |
1 votes

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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posted by "manjinder" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

I went to a new bank in town to open a joint account. At one point in the application they ask for the second name on the account.

Apparently the bank did not like my response. I wrote down, 'Anyone who has a lot of money.'

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "shopin55" |
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I am so Broke... when I stop at a street corner, the homeless give me money.

I am so Broke... my bank statement shows TWO decimals points on my current balance.

I am so Broke... a televangelist said that all of His children will prosper, except this guy and shows my picture.

I am so Broke... mathematicians can now show that if you divide any number by zero, it will equal what is in my bank account.

I am so Broke... I can't afford anything Free.

I am so Broke... even my IP address is 00.00.00.00

I am so Broke... I am proof that multiplying a negative and a negative WILL give you a negative again.

I am so Broke... when I use a calculator to get the value of Pi, all I get is .1

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posted by "Katyman123" |