money jokes

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Joe and I were in the Men's Room when Joe happened to notice a dime at the bottom of one of the toilets. He promptly took out a silver dollar and tossed it into the same toilet, then reached in and fetched both coins.

"Why on earth did you do that?" I asked him.

Joe drawled,"I ain't stickin' my hand in the toilet for no dime!"

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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Ever been so broke, that you dropped your wallet or purse on purpose...

Just to see the look of disappointment on the face of the person who finds it?

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posted by "Funnyman DG" |
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Mom always said, "Money Doesn't Grow On Trees!"

But if money is made from paper and paper comes from trees, then isn't she wrong?

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posted by "ayush" |
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I got attacked by ransomware and was asked for money...

I sent them my pay stub...

Not only did they immediately remove the malware from my system, but they also put some money into my account.

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posted by "keechu" |
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