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Favorite this joke As I scratch off my numbers on my ticket, I get to thinking. Can a person be rich even with little or no money?
Money is said to buy happiness and the rich are happy, right? The rich never worry nor are they greedy, right? The rich need personal security to protect them and their assets, right? The rich don’t need walls to protect their property, right? The rich never have family asking for financial support, right? The rich contribute great amounts to help others, right? The rich are smarter, right? Being rich attracts great and genuine love, right?
Wait a second... Hold on... I just won the lottery… I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Just ignore the above!
I asked my wife to dress up as a nurse tonight to fulfill my fantasy...
That we have health insurance.
A tour guide was showing a tourist around Washington, D. C. The guide pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.
"That's impossible," said the tourist. "No one could throw a coin that far!"
"You have to remember," answered the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days."
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...
Switching my car into reverse and speeding away!
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