money jokes

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After he lost a lot of money at a blackjack table in the casino, a customer stood up and yelled, "How do you lose $200 at a $2 table?!"

Before I could speak, another customer replied, "Patience... a whole lot of patience."

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posted by "stee" |
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People are funny...

They spend money they don't have...

To buy things they don't need...

In order to impress people they don't like!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I received a letter saying I would not be given the American Express credit card I requested because my income wasn’t substantial enough.

Oddly enough, I work for American Express.

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posted by "sravanthi" |
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If your name is on the building, you’re rich...

If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class...

If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first two!

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posted by "Mary" |