Favorite this joke I felt a little lightheaded so I booked an online virtual doctor’s appointment with my physician at One Medical.
“What seems to be your problem?” asked the doc.
“I’m lightheaded and I think I might be anemic,” I stated.
“Well, let’s get some blood work ordered and we’ll know for sure,” replied the doctor. “Anything else I can help you with?”
"Yes, I’m wondering if I can still add a few items to my Amazon Fresh order?”
An elderly couple decided they just spent too much time and energy complaining about all their aches and pains.
“Let’s agree to not say a word about our ailments,” suggested the wife. “We’ll talk about something else or say nothing at all.”
“Great idea!” replied the husband.
Two months later, they got a message from Alexa. “Alexa is wondering if you are both OK. For the past two months we have picked up no verbal communication in your household.”
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I'm so excited to learn that the Post Office now gives you a choice of five different types of music while you are on hold!
While I was waiting for an agent, I got to hear the entire Beatles White Album, The Rolling Stones' Exile on Main Street, Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life, and Pink Floyd's The Wall.
What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?
One tells time, the other wastes time.
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