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Bill Sauro

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Member Since : Nov, 2020
# of jokes posted : 46
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 75.00
1 votes

I felt a little lightheaded so I booked an online virtual doctor’s appointment with my physician at One Medical.

“What seems to be your problem?” asked the doc.

“I’m lightheaded and I think I might be anemic,” I stated.

“Well, let’s get some blood work ordered and we’ll know for sure,” replied the doctor. “Anything else I can help you with?”

"Yes, I’m wondering if I can still add a few items to my Amazon Fresh order?”

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
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An elderly couple decided they just spent too much time and energy complaining about all their aches and pains.

“Let’s agree to not say a word about our ailments,” suggested the wife. “We’ll talk about something else or say nothing at all.”

“Great idea!” replied the husband.

Two months later, they got a message from Alexa. “Alexa is wondering if you are both OK. For the past two months we have picked up no verbal communication in your household.”

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CATEGORY Elderly Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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I'm so excited to learn that the Post Office now gives you a choice of five different types of music while you are on hold!

While I was waiting for an agent, I got to hear the entire Beatles White Album, The Rolling Stones' Exile on Main Street, Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life, and Pink Floyd's The Wall.

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CATEGORY National Jokes
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What's the difference between Big Ben and Tic Tok?

One tells time, the other wastes time.

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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