Favorite this joke I started reading a long article on how AI will change out lives.
Creating essays, songs, editing photos... quite amazing.
I made it halfway through the article, thinking to myself, "I still don't understand what this guy Al has to do with this."
I asked my wife to buy a single thyme plant while she was at the nursery, because that's all the room I have left in my planter.
She came back with two plants because they were on sale.
I guess she two thymed me.
"Why does Grandma spray Windex all over her Medicare co-pay invoices?"
"She said she wants a clean bill of health."
My wife and I have this running battle over the temperature setting for our air conditioning.
She wants it set cooler. I want it set warmer.
After a recent verbal exchange, she finally shouted, "It's your fault. You always said you wanted a hot wife!"
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