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Bill Sauro

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Member Since : Nov, 2020
# of jokes posted : 16
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 40.00
1 votes

My picky eater husband couldn't decide which slice of cake to eat.

Frustrated I put a slice on his plate, handed it to him and yelled, "Just give piece a chance!"

1 votes

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"I received a half dozen really cool ties for my birthday. I guess I'm going to tie one on."

His wife shook her head and said, "Just don't wake me up when you get home!"

2 votes

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A North Korean soldier was asked to measure the height of a comrade's rifle.

"I can't," he replied. "My ruler is only 12 inches."

The friend looked at him, rather confused, and said, "I actually think Kim Jong-un is taller than that."

1 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
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What did one disgruntled cardboard fake fan say to another?

"I wasn't cut out for this!"

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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