A couple were on their first cruise. As they approached one of their destinations to take a tour, the husband remarked, “This might be some kind of “swinger” cruise, because our newsletter says we'll be using Tinder.”

“No, you idiot,” the wife said. “We're using TENDER boats to go into the harbor!”

A rodeo bull rider had four disastrous runs of less than 5 seconds during the preliminary rounds of the event.

Several experienced bull riders stopped by his locker to see how he was doing.

"Those were some rough rides, pardner!" said one of the pros.

He responded, "Well, this IS my first rodeo."

My son got a new car and it has every bell and whistle you can imagine.

"Take it out for a drive," my son said.

I started backing out of the driveway and this cool little TV screen popped up and strangely was showing some video of a kid on a skateboard getting hit by a car.

After a vacation in London, a couple had a little chat...

Husband: How should I get rid of the British Pounds I brought back?

Wife: Take them to a bank and covert them to dollars.

Husband: I'm not sure they'll do that. I think I just need to eat less and walk more.