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Bill Sauro

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Member Since : Nov, 2020
# of jokes posted : 31
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 54.00
$6.00 won 1 votes

An older couple went to dinner at a trendy restaurant that had no printed menus--just a scannable QR code to see the menu on your phone.

After much grumbling about new-fangled things, they ordered a light dinner and afterward the waiter delivered the check.

When the waiter came back for payment, the husband displayed his phone to the waiter showing an image of a $100 bill.

"Here. You can keep the change."

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
$8.00 won 2 votes

For once, instead of the ridiculous statement, "Please note our menu options have changed..."

How about, "Our menu options are the same as they have been for years. Just prepare to be on hold for a very long time..."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

Two guys were walking past an outdoor basketball court.

"You want to play Horse?" asked one guy.

His friend replied, "Sure, I guess... but only if I get to be the front legs."

3 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

A North Korean soldier was asked to measure the height of a comrade's rifle.

"I can't," he replied. "My ruler is only 12 inches."

The friend looked at him, rather confused, and said, "I actually think Kim Jong-un is taller than that."

1 votes

CATEGORY Military Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Bill Sauro" |