money jokes

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Some people wake up feeling like a million bucks...

Me?

I wake up feeling more like "Insufficient Funds".

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Two women are standing in line to pay their bill at a restaurant. As soon as it's their turn, they hand the young waitress a credit card.

After swiping the card, she loudly called out to her manager, "Mr. Andrews, what do I do if it says 'rejected'?"

As the women's faces reddened and customers turned to look, Mr. Andrews walked out from the kitchen.

"Well," he answered, wiping his hands, "the first thing you DON'T do is shout it out loud enough to embarrass the customer, who might have been thinking of leaving you a tip."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Are you tired of being ripped off?

Have no fear!

Send me a check for $29.99 plus $3.99 shipping and handling and you'll get my brand new book, "How Not To Get Ripped Off"!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |