Husband to stepford wife: "There are times we must save money and make every nickel count!"

Wife: "That's the reason I bought three loaves of bread today."

Husband: "Three loaves of bread? I haven't seen anything in the news where there has been a raise in bread."

Wife: "I don't know anything about the news, but I saw a sign in the window that sure did say it."

Husband: "What did the sign say?"

Wife: "It said: Raisin bread tomorrow."