$8.00 won 2 votes

Tim: I wish I had the money to buy an elephant.

Tom: What do you want with an elephant?

Tim: Nothing, I just want the money.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
  • Danny Jackson : voted

    • Marty : I had to laugh when I read this joke because I've heard it before in 1963. I was a youngster riding in the back seat and said they very thing to my mother. I mean exactly those word and of course she replied why do you want an Elephant. I said I don't want an Elephant but wish I had to money to buy one. I thought she'd laugh but remember the look on her face was more like we need a family intervention. lol. Anyway, so happy to see this joke on here and I know you made it up not copied it. I made it up told my mother but after that I told that joke to no one and frankly didn't think of it again until now. Thanks for the memories.

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