love jokes

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Two Martians landed on a corner traffic light.

“I saw her first,” one said.

“So what?” the other Martian replied. “I’m the one she winked at.”

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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What’s the difference between love and marriage?

Love is one long, sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.

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posted by "Heaven" |
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Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date...

Today I asked her to marry me...

She said no on both occasions.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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Romeo: "Somebody loves me."

Juliet: "Who loves you?"

Romeo: "Do you know that beautiful girl who moved into the corner house last week? I sang a serenade under her window last night, and she threw me a beautiful red, red rose."

Juliet: "In a moment of mad love?"

Romeo: "No, in a three pound pot."

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posted by "Everleigh" |