love jokes

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"I love you" is a mathematical function where, 'I love' is the constant and 'you' is the variable...

And marriage inverts the function, where "you" becomes the constant, "i love" becomes the variable.

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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“Do you know, why Andrews is so popular with the girls?”

“No, why?”

“When he sits down beside a pretty girl in a bar, he tells her, 'I’m not really so tall, I’m just sitting on my wallet.'"

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posted by "KG Raghunandanan" |
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A man was very much in love with a woman. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.

That evening he ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.

The fellow never found out what made his girlfriend so angry with him.

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posted by "HENNE" |
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My boyfriend Hans and I met online. After dating a long time, I introduced him to my uncle, who was fascinated by the fact that we met over the Internet.

He asked Hans what kind of line he had used to pick me up.

Ever the geek, Hans naively replied, “I just used a modem.”

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posted by "Mary" |