Boy: "I will not use Google anymore!"
Girl: "Why not?"
Boy: "Because after meeting you, all my searching is done."
Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"
He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.
Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"
I asked my heart, "Why can't I sleep tonight? Could I possibly be in love with someone?"
My heart replied, "Don't act like you are in love with anyone, it's because you slept in the afternoon."
Woman: Do you love me?
Man: Yes, dear.
Woman: Would you die for me?
Man: No... mine is an undying love.