A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
His mother had an idea, "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later. His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.
"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.
"Why, what happened?" asked his mother.
"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook."
Two friends, a guy and a girl, were having a chat...
Guy: Do you know I like a girl, but I don't think that she would like me.
Girl: Don't worry, she will like you. I bet you ten dollars that she will definitely like you!
Guy: Okay, then fine, we have a deal. (Pause) Do you like me?
Girl: Nope, you are not my type.
Guy: You owe me ten dollars.
Girl: Baby I want to ask you something.
Boy: Ask me for anything, I will do it for you, you are my heaven and earth.
Girl: Can u kill a lion 4 me?
Boy: Are u sick? How can I kill a lion for you? Please ask for something else.
Girl: OK, let me go through the messages on your phone.
Boy: hmmmmm. Where is the lion you want me to kill?