love jokes

Category: "Love Jokes"
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A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him and now he can say only one word a year. So he waits 14 agonizing years—accumulating all his words—before approaching his beloved.

Finally, the big day arrives. When he sees her, his heart skips a beat. He gathers his nerve, drops to his knees, and intones, “My darling, I have waited many years to say this... Will you marry me?”

The princess turns around, smiles, and says, “Pardon?”

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posted by "stee" |
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"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day."

"That is cool! What did she say?"

She said, "We will get back to you soon."

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posted by "Sudhakar" |
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A smile - is a sign of joy.
A hug - is a sign of love.
A laugh - is a sign of happiness.

And a friend like me?

Well, that's a sign of good taste!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly."

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posted by "antonina" |