When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring knife on a date.
What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed in open space?
"I can't breathe!"
A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, "Exactly."
Boy: "I will not use Google anymore!"
Girl: "Why not?"
Boy: "Because after meeting you, all my searching is done."