"I proposed to my girl friend last night, who just got promoted to a HR position earlier in the day."
"That is cool! What did she say?"
She said, "We will get back to you soon."
A smile - is a sign of joy.
A hug - is a sign of love.
A laugh - is a sign of happiness.
And a friend like me?
Well, that's a sign of good taste!
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.
I just think it's surprising how many people bring knife on a date.
What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed in open space?
"I can't breathe!"