love jokes

Category: "Love Jokes"
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A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly."

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posted by "antonina" |
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Boy: "I will not use Google anymore!"

Girl: "Why not?"

Boy: "Because after meeting you, all my searching is done."

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posted by "takella" |
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Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"

He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.

Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"

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posted by "Ssmith007" |
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I asked my heart, "Why can't I sleep tonight? Could I possibly be in love with someone?"

My heart replied, "Don't act like you are in love with anyone, it's because you slept in the afternoon."

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posted by "Napenda Wewe Kwa Sana" |