A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"
The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."
The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”
Boy nods, "Exactly."
Boy: "I will not use Google anymore!"
Girl: "Why not?"
Boy: "Because after meeting you, all my searching is done."
Guy goes to top of the mountain and screams, "I LOVE YOU!"
He waits for the echo. It takes a while, but he finally hears it.
Echo replies, "I have a boyfriend!"
I asked my heart, "Why can't I sleep tonight? Could I possibly be in love with someone?"
My heart replied, "Don't act like you are in love with anyone, it's because you slept in the afternoon."