love jokes
Favorite this joke Two years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date...
Today I asked her to marry me...
She said no on both occasions.
Romeo: "Somebody loves me."
Juliet: "Who loves you?"
Romeo: "Do you know that beautiful girl who moved into the corner house last week? I sang a serenade under her window last night, and she threw me a beautiful red, red rose."
Juliet: "In a moment of mad love?"
Romeo: "No, in a three pound pot."
Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why?
Irina: It's just that my feelings toward him weren't the same any more.
Michelle: Are you returning the ring?
Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven't changed one bit!
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
That's common sense leaving your body.
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