love jokes

Category: "Love Jokes"
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When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet.

I just think it's surprising how many people bring knife on a date.

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posted by "Jagadeesh" |
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What did the astronaut's fiancé say when he proposed in open space?

"I can't breathe!"

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posted by "Kee" |
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A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly."

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posted by "antonina" |
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Boy: "I will not use Google anymore!"

Girl: "Why not?"

Boy: "Because after meeting you, all my searching is done."

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posted by "takella" |