Two friends, a guy and a girl, were having a chat...
Guy: Do you know I like a girl, but I don't think that she would like me.
Girl: Don't worry, she will like you. I bet you ten dollars that she will definitely like you!
Guy: Okay, then fine, we have a deal. (Pause) Do you like me?
Girl: Nope, you are not my type.
Guy: You owe me ten dollars.
Girl: Baby I want to ask you something.
Boy: Ask me for anything, I will do it for you, you are my heaven and earth.
Girl: Can u kill a lion 4 me?
Boy: Are u sick? How can I kill a lion for you? Please ask for something else.
Girl: OK, let me go through the messages on your phone.
Boy: hmmmmm. Where is the lion you want me to kill?