love jokes

Two friends, a guy and a girl, were having a chat...

Guy: Do you know I like a girl, but I don't think that she would like me.
Girl: Don't worry, she will like you. I bet you ten dollars that she will definitely like you!
Guy: Okay, then fine, we have a deal. (Pause) Do you like me?
Girl: Nope, you are not my type.
Guy: You owe me ten dollars.

Girl: Baby I want to ask you something.

Boy: Ask me for anything, I will do it for you, you are my heaven and earth.

Girl: Can u kill a lion 4 me?

Boy: Are u sick? How can I kill a lion for you? Please ask for something else.

Girl: OK, let me go through the messages on your phone.

Boy: hmmmmm. Where is the lion you want me to kill?

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million.

When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

Question: What did the bride give to the groom that loves onions?

Answer: Onion Ring!