love jokes

Girl: Baby I want to ask you something.

Boy: Ask me for anything, I will do it for you, you are my heaven and earth.

Girl: Can u kill a lion 4 me?

Boy: Are u sick? How can I kill a lion for you? Please ask for something else.

Girl: OK, let me go through the messages on your phone.

Boy: hmmmmm. Where is the lion you want me to kill?

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million.

When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

Question: What did the bride give to the groom that loves onions?

Answer: Onion Ring!

Boy: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
Girl: You want me to leave?
Boy: No. I dare to not even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course. Lots!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No! Why are you asking me?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every time I get the chance!
Girl: Will you ever hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy? Of course not!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling?

Now Read it Backwards!