love jokes
Favorite this joke "Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day.
"Mmm hmm," replied Dave.
"Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Do you think my lips are like rose petals?"
"Mmm hmm."
"Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"
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My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.
She then wrote "I love you" on it.
Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!
Most men are like bank accounts...
When they don't have a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Gary the Cactus will never find true love.
Female Cactus: "Gary, you need to quit being selfish. We’re cact-us."
Gary the Cactus: "Actually we’re cact-i."
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