love jokes

A girl asks a boy, "Peter, how much do you love me?"

The boy looks her in the eyes, "Look up at the stars, that's how much I love you."

The girl is confused, “But it’s morning, there are no stars?”

Boy nods, "Exactly."

Boy: "I will not use Google anymore!"

Girl: "Why not?"

Boy: "Because after meeting you, all my searching is done."

I asked my heart, "Why can't I sleep tonight? Could I possibly be in love with someone?"

My heart replied, "Don't act like you are in love with anyone, it's because you slept in the afternoon."