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A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!”

“Is that you or the wine talking?” asks the husband.

“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking to the wine.”

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posted by "Leogal" |
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A man has a curse, he is only able to say a single word every year. But if he doesn't say a word that year he can say two the next year, then three, and so on.

One day he meets a beautiful woman and wants to ask her to marry him, but he has no words saved up so he must wait four years.

So he waits four years and he is finally able to ask her the question. He looks her in the eyes and says "Will you marry me?"

She looks back at him with a smile and twinkle in her eye and replies "Come again?"

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posted by "Leogal" |
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I want to feel your sweet embrace but don't take that paper bag off your face!

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posted by "GaniBoy Templo Ronsayro" |
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Question What is love and explain in details ?
(16 Marks)

Arts Student:
Answer: Love is life. (Marks : 5 out of 16)

Law Student:
Answer : Love is pain. (Marks : 5 out of 16)

Medical Student:
Answer : Love is god. (Marks : 5 out of 16)

EngineeringStudent:
Answer :

- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated.

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenagers but nowadays can be found in any age.

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal.

(marks 16 out of 16 ) - Excellent!
______________________
NOTE :-
Don't ask engineering students, they can stretch any thing for 16 marks!

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posted by "Rishab Verma" |