love jokes

I asked my heart, "Why can't I sleep tonight? Could I possibly be in love with someone?"

My heart replied, "Don't act like you are in love with anyone, it's because you slept in the afternoon."

Woman: Do you love me?

Man: Yes, dear.

Woman: Would you die for me?

Man: No... mine is an undying love.

Girl: "Will you love me after marriage, also?"

Boy: "I think that'll depend on your husband."