Mary Profile



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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 61
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 873.00
1 votes

Give a man a fish, and he’ll 
Instagram it...

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll still Instagram it.

1 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
1 votes

A lot of people cry when they cut onions...

The trick is not to form an emotional bond.

1 votes

posted by "Mary" |
$12.00 won 5 votes

A solar-powered computer wristwatch, which is programmed to tell the time and date for 125 years, comes with a guarantee — for two years.

5 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mails. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus.

"It’s a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.

"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let’s Just Be Friends virus?"

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Mary" |