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Mary

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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 31
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 454.00
11 votes

Two nuns, a penguin, a man with a parrot on his shoulder, and a giraffe walk into a bar.

The bartender says, “What is this? Some kind of joke?”

11 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
$8.00 won 12 votes

A Frenchman walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bird is wearing a baseball cap.

The bartender says, “Hey, that’s neat. Where did you get that?”

The parrot says, “France—they’ve got millions of them there.”

12 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Mary" |
$12.00 won 12 votes

The company where I work provides four-foot-high cubicles so each employee can have some privacy.

One day a co-worker had an exasperating phone conversation with one of her teenage sons. After hanging up, she heaved a sigh and said, "No one ever listens to me."

Immediately, several voices from surrounding cubicles called out, "Yes, yes we do."

12 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

As my sister relaxed on the couch, her head comfortably leaning against the crook of her husband’s arm, her cell phone beeped.

She looked at her phone. It was a text message from her husband.

The message: "Please Move."

7 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Mary" |