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Mary

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Member Since : Oct, 2016
# of jokes posted : 59
# of followers : 3
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 867.00
$12.00 won 24 votes

A solar-powered computer wristwatch, which is programmed to tell the time and date for 125 years, comes with a guarantee — for two years.

24 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
8 votes

A co-worker asked if I knew what to do about a computer problem that was preventing her from getting e-mails. After calling the help desk, I told my colleague that e-mail was being delayed to check for a computer virus.

"It’s a variant of the I Love You virus, only worse," I said.

"What could be worse?" my single co-worker asked wryly. "The Let’s Just Be Friends virus?"

8 votes

posted by "Mary" |
$25.00 won 22 votes

If athletes get athlete’s foot...

Then do astronauts get mistletoe?

22 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mary" |
$25.00 won 18 votes

If your name is on the building, you’re rich...

If your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class...

If your name is on your shirt, you’re neither of the first two!

18 votes

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Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Mary" |