marriage jokes

A man and his wife cracked open their fortune cookies.

Hers read, “Be quiet for a little while.”

His read, “Speak while you have a chance."

The wedding was a beautiful affair and the reception equally stunning, the guests had all settled down with drinks in hand. A prayer for the food and a toast to the young couple was requested from the 100 year old Matriarch of the family.

A beautiful prayer was then said extolling the wonderful young couple and how hopes for a long married life would follow with many blessings of children.

Next the toast was started with the traditional request to raise your glasses high, the Grandmother then started: "One is sufficient, two at the most, three I'm under the table, and four I'm under the host."

My wife said, "Honey I didn’t marry you for your good looks, because you’re not so handsome, and I didn’t marry you for your money either because we’re always broke, I married you for your brain, BECAUSE it’s the little things that count."