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Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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A man and his wife were walking by a lovely looking restaurant when his wife excitingly said, "What a gorgeous smell coming from this restaurant!"

Being kindhearted he agreed with her and thought, "What the heck, I'll treat her!"

And so they walked by the restaurant again!

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posted by "Pamela Taylor" |
2 votes

As he was standing in line at the grocery store checkout counter, a friend of John's noticed he was purchasing a dozen roses and a card.

"You in trouble with Jill?" the friend asked John.

"Nope!" was John's reply. "Preventive maintenance."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$8.00 won 4 votes
 

A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazing at the Tarot cards laid out before her, the Tarot reader delivered the bad news: "There is no easy way to say this so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the Tarot reader's gaze, steadied her voice and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
2 votes

My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting...

She's very lovely but is best appreciated at a distance.

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posted by "HENNE" |