marriage jokes

Category: "Marriage Jokes"
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My poor wife was sick in bed with the flu. Being a dutiful husband, I offered to fix her some of her favorite herbal tea. I couldn't find the tea though and went back upstairs to ask where it was.

She said, "I don't know how it could be any easier to see. It's in the pantry, third shelf down, in a cocoa tin marked 'matches'. Can't see how you missed it?"

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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The married couple were in the middle of an argument.

Husband: "Do u know the meaning of the word WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!'"

Wife: "You're wrong, it means 'With Idiot For Ever!'"

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posted by "Turtles" |
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The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marriage.

One night her steady boyfriend took her to a Chinese restaurant. As he perused the menu, he casually asked her, "So... how do you like your rice? Boiled? Steamed? Or fried?"

Without missing a beat she looked over her menu at him and replied clearly, "Thrown."

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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My wife won’t let me get a tattoo of a grizzly bear on each bicep...

She is infringing on my right to bear arms!

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Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |