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Favorite this joke Why do husbands die before their wives?
Answer: They want to.
I have the most marvelous recipe for meatloaf...
All I have to do is mention it to my husband and he says, "Let's eat out."
Men are like fine wine...
They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
I called my mother from the apartment. When she answered the phone, I could hear a noise behind her that sounded like a jet plane taking off. I asked, "Mother, what's that horrible noise?"
She replied, "It's the dishwasher.... your father fixed it."
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