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Favorite this joke Women's Friends:
A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The husband called his wife's ten best friends. None of them had seen her or knew what he was talking about.
Men's Friends:
A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
He walks in and she says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
He says, "What's going on?"
She says, "The egg timer is broken."
My wife hasn't had a headache since her strict adherence to modern health standards...
I'm onboard with being part of the solution, but I sure wish they'd loosen up on that social distancing thing.
A woman walks into a police precinct and reports that her husband is missing. When the Sargent asked her how long her husband’s been missing she says, “Since last winter.”
Astonished, the Sargent asked, “Why did you wait till spring to report him missing?”
The woman replies, “Because the landscaping company is asking too much money to mow the lawn.”
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